Clue (the movie)

If you haven’t seen and/or don’t love this movie, I’m not so silently judging you. I watched and loved this as a kid way before I got all of the jokes, and gods bless cable, because after watching it dozens of times I’m still noticing tiny laughs I missed. An absolutely BANGER cast of heavy hitters, including Tim-MF’ing-Curry, with no less than THREE (official) endings. Literally ENDLESSLY quotable, only (maybe) surpassed by The Princess Bride. Read up on the lore of this classic screwball comedy, then go watch The Thin Man to see what inspired this perfection in the mystery/comedy genre.